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Aside from the Rockies, the Brewers are one of my favorite teams,
  and although you miss a lot of the fun when you're watching them at
  an away game at Dodger Stadium (sausage race, Bernie Brewer, Miller
  Park, indoor plumbing, a stadium that doesn't suck complete shit) it
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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 08:32:52 PDT</pubDate>
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I bought these tickets mostly to see two teams I'd never seen, in
  a stadium I'd never seen.  I had almost no vested interest in either
  team, except maybe a minor interest in the Mariners, because I lived
  in Seattle for four years and never saw them.

The drive to Anaheim took about an hour, and had its moments, but
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:06:12 PDT</pubDate>
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<title>20080811</title>
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Something about Weight Watchers - you set an end goal for your weight
loss after you lose 10% of your body weight.  The goal has to be
within your BMI range, but you decide where it is in there.  Then when
you reach goal weight, you have six weeks of maintenance, where you
still come to meetings, still weigh in, except instead of trying to
lose, you're trying to stay within two pounds of your target.  Once
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<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:27:12 PDT</pubDate>
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keeping the weight off, because I can't keep eating at Subway every
day forever.



I did, however, lift my ban on Quizno's recently, and I ate there once
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<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:22:30 PDT</pubDate>
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<title>20080725</title>
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this hand-edited mess that takes forever to edit.  This is much
easier, and I can also get other people to guest-blog an entry, like
all of the authors in the zine or books.  So it should be fun - adjust
your bookmarks accordingly, or for more fun, get some kind of RSS
client and drop in the feed address.  (I wish every single thing in
the world had an RSS feed. So like, if I was sitting here and
...
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<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:57:44 PDT</pubDate>
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own bed and Sarah and the little ones.



I went to a Rockies game again last night, and it was much better.  My
seats were good, up in the club level just above the home dugout, and
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<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:41:11 PDT</pubDate>
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<title>20080722</title>
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carry-on in the car, and when I got home from work and opened it, all
of the clothes were STEAMING like I just took them off a drycleaner's
press.



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<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 06:28:40 PDT</pubDate>
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There must be a low pressure front moving in.  I have four barometers
in the house.  Two are attached to my ankles and are size 11.  The
other two are chasing each other around the house like mad.  If I want
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<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 08:56:30 PDT</pubDate>
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drive my car these days.  Most days, I either eat lunch and dinner
from the fridge, or walk, mostly to Subway, but there's another
sandwich shop (Hogan's Heroes), that I hit when I can't do the Jared
thing anymore.  (Oddly enough, my favorite sub is now the Veggie Max.
I still love the BMT, but my old holdout, a 6-inch BMT with cheese, bacon,
and mayo, is about a weeks' worth of fat.)   Anyway, I don't drive my
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:31:36 PDT</pubDate>
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three or four of those now; I should collect them and coat the outside
of a suitcase with them.  Or maybe put one on cafepress and make a
t-shirt.  (Actually, I would LOVE to, before my next Dodgers game,
make a shirt that's a parody of the old "Raid Kills Bugs Dead" logo,
but with "Penny Kills Umps Dead" and a sketch of an umpire getting hit
in the face with a ball.)
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<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jul 2008 09:08:14 PDT</pubDate>
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