I took my fourth birthday trip to Las Vegas on January 17-21, 2003.
This time, I met up with my friend Bill (who also has a 1/20
birthday), plus Lon, who went last year, and Lon's pal Cliff. We had
a lot of fun, and here's a partial list of what I did:
- Went to Blue Man Group and sat in the front row (the poncho
section.)
- Ate at Emeril's fish restaurant; had the 6-course tasting meal,
which was all incredible.
- Shot a Madsen M50 9mm automatic rifle with a silencer.
- Rented a pimped out Caddy with leather everything, power
everything, onstar, rear radar, an incredible stereo, ass-heating
seats, and all the other goodies.
- Bill found out that the Caddy has a 120 MPH cutout. It felt and
sounded like we were going 60, though.
- Ate at In-n-Out and Jack In The Box
- Went to the Grand Canyon; threw a copy of Rumored to Exist into
the canyon.
- Went to the Hoover Dam, took the tour, found a tour guide who
didn't know what The A Team was. I made the wild sarcastic guess that
she was born in 1986; she was actually born in 1984. I officially
feel old.
- Ate at Denny's twice.
- Went to 7-Eleven. Got a Slurpee. Did not fuck sluts. (Sorry,
Ray.)
- Went shopping at Caesar's Forums. Bought a new pair of Vans
shoes.
- Went to Best Buy and bought a ton of new CDs and a new camcorder
battery.
- Won $40 on blackjack at Imperial Palace.
- Went to the car museum at Imperial Palace.
- Threw paper airplanes out of the hotel windows.
- Got the Caddy airborne on a speedbump.
- Went downtown and saw the Fremont Experience light show.
- Went to the worst pawnshop ever downtown.
- Talked to some strippers on Fremont Street.
- Watched the movie Jackass on pay-per-view.
- Watched the movie Undercover Brother on Bill's laptop.
- Ate a good breakfast at the Luxor.
Here's the pictures:
Last updated: 1/25/03
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