Everyone else on various gadget and tech sites has been doing this lately, so I thought I would, too.  Here’s a picture and explanation of every item I carry in my pockets on a daily basis:

The items are:

1. Serrated bread knife.
2. Soaring Society of America glider pilot flight log.
3. Butcher knife.
4. $250 in Confederate currency.
5. Auvi-Q epinephrine injector.
6. Business cards.
7. West German circa-1980s analog metronome.
8. LensCrafters wet glasses cleaners.
9. 50,000 Saddam-era Iraqi Dinar.
10. Proventil inhaler.
11. WikiReader portable offline Wikipedia browser.
12. $800 US cash in $20 bills.
13. Glover Pocket Ref reference manual.
14. Keys to house, two cars, storage locker; garage remote; loyalty keychains for Panera, Borders, Ralph’s, CVS, Subaru roadside assistance.  (I do not live near Ralph’s or own a Subaru.  I’m lazy and don’t want to split my fingernails apart removing old ones.)
15. US Passport.
16. CRKT anti-shark dive knife.
17. Moleskine notebook and pen.
18. Cough drops.
19. iPhone 4S.
20. Big Skinny Wallet containing driver’s license, credit cards, $1000 US cash.
21. Kleenex.
22. Microfiber.